"Yeah, as a matter of fact I did! He was a great guy too. His name was me, and I'm pretty sure he was drunk when he did it... real nice guy, though... great at parties, I'm sure..."

Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.

~NSHA

"Mr. MacGyver, you have a call waiting for you. Please pick up the tin can courtesy phone. Thank you."